FAIR PLAY TO DEAR JOHN

No, I don't mean the egomaniac bitches on Strictly, whose bullying drove Old Spice man John Sergeant off the dance floor. Acouple of years ago, I was in the fortunate position of being presented with a journalistic award by Mr John Sergeant. Colleagues of John Sergeant, the newsroom Nijinsky, have always been impressed by his nimble footwork. John Sergeant would surely covet Driver's twinkling, dancing feet. No, not John Sergeant. I mean Simon Cowell. ‘There’sa time to live and a time to die, as John Sergeant has said. AS THE John Sergeant of the Premier League, Stoke City have divided the nation. John Sergeant was apparently bullied out of Strictly Come Dancing. But whatever the TV host does will be overshadowed by John Sergeant's final turn on the floor. I am to athletic jogging what John Sergeant is to elegant dancing. Whoa, Danii you know now what that did to John Sergeant. politico and striking Jo-Brand-alike, is really rubbish at dancing.

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